He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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