I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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