i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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