DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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