this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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