i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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