It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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