Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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