"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
