when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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