can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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