i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You may now shotgun with the bride
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
do nipples grow back?
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