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ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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