Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
