I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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