quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just cropdusted the office
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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