You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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