So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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