I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
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