Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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