My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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