i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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