ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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