she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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