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i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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