i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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