Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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