I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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