idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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