People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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