drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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