:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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