No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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