I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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