btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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