Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I think your dad took our porno
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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