Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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