apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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