So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Can't talk, ducks in the car
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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