i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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