STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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