Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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