Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
