I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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