We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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