Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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