I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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