you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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