do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's rum buckets o'clock
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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