You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize