It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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