We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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