and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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