it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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