Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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