Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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