I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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