But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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